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xkcd
Latest: #3281 — Antiques Roadshow
The family lore was that we've had it ever since it was ejected from a star-forming gas cloud, but it seems more likely that my great-grandparents probably just bought it while on vacation in the galactic thin disk.
The family lore was that we've had it ever since it was ejected from a star-forming gas cloud, but it seems more likely that my great-grandparents probably just bought it while on vacation in the galactic thin disk.
xkcd.com
Random: #2010 — Update Notes
v3.0.2: Hey, if anyone still using this app is headed to the beach, can you stop at 4th and River St and grab the sunscreen from my car? Trunk should be unlocked. Thanks!
v3.0.2: Hey, if anyone still using this app is headed to the beach, can you stop at 4th and River St and grab the sunscreen from my car? Trunk should be unlocked. Thanks!
xkcd.com
SMBC
Latest: Drunken
Drunken
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Random: Truth
Truth
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Poorly Drawn Lines
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Random: Here to Fight
Here to Fight
poorlydrawnlines.com
The Oatmeal
Latest: Scars
theoatmeal.com
Random: Nausea vs Boredom
theoatmeal.com
Cyanide & Happiness
Latest: Rule Of Comedy
Rule Of Comedy
explosm.net
Random: Matt I Tweeted Kanyewest With A Comic Before (2013-05-19)
Matt I Tweeted Kanyewest With A Comic Before (2013-05-19)
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xkcd by Randall Munroe (CC BY-NC 2.5) · SMBC by Zach Weinersmith · Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand · The Oatmeal by Matthew Inman · Cyanide & Happiness by Explosm
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